MARKETING
A) In the case of a woman:
1) You are at a party and you see a very attractive man. You approach him and say: "I'm very good in bed."
That is Direct Marketing.
2) You're at a party with a group of friends and see a very attractive man. One of your friends goes to him and says, "That woman over there is very good in bed." That's Advertising.
3) You're at a party and you see a very attractive man. You ask his mobile number. The next day you call and say: "I'm very good in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
4) You are at a party and you see a very attractive man. Recognize it. You go to him and refresh your memory and say: "Do you remember how good I am in bed?".
That's Customer Relationship Management.
5) You're at a party and you see a very attractive man. You get up, you fix your clothes, you get close to him and serve him a drink. Say "what rich perfume", admire their dress, you offer him a cigarette and say: "I'm very good in bed."
That's Public Relations.
6) You are at a party and you see an "x" very attractive man. You approach him and say: "I'm very good in bed" and also you show him a tit.
That's Merchandising.
7) You are at a party and you see a very attractive man. He approaches you and says: "I hear you're very good in bed."
That's branding, "the Power of the Brand".
B) In the case of a man:
1) You are at a party and you see a very beautiful woman. You go up to her and say: "I'm very good in bed and take it all night without stopping" ...
That's Advertisement Misleading, and is punishable by law